I have a mystery of losing my shirt....

[deckardcanine]

Last night I had a dream that's a stretch for "weird" but decidedly not realistic either. I was in a restaurant with my parents. The waiter was politely treating us like any other customers, but something seemed awry. After a long time -- possibly after the meal -- I realized that I had taken off my shirt and sandals. I was impressed at the permissiveness of the establishment, but not wishing to push my luck, I started to put them back on. My parents, smiling, commented that it looked as tho I wouldn't "break the record" after all.

Viable interpretations:

1. I'm too casual.

2. I'm prone to disregarding common rules and conventions.

3. Other people are overly lenient with me.

4. I was cold enough last night to feel like I wasn't wearing a shirt. (I know I was when I woke up.)

5. Sometimes a shirtless, shoeless guy in a restaurant is just a shirtless, shoeless guy in a restaurant.