What a stupid thing to call it

My page-a-day calendar is called The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said (With an Extra Dose of Idiocy for Leap Year). It's hard to take the title seriously when they release a new one every year. What's more, it's unapologetically harsh. For a good number of their quotes, I hear dumber things said all the time. Heck, I've said dumber things myself; I just don't get as much attention. Some, especially movie lines, don't even look stupid except maybe if you concentrate on their caption, which usually takes the peculiar form of "On [Noun], [Adjective]."

Nevertheless, I get my share of laughs. Now that I'm packing and discarding what I don't need to pack, let me share my faves before they get recycled:

( You know you want to see some. )