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For once, I agree to observe Talk Like a Pirate Day. But I'll do it my way:

"I am a codfish!"
"Don't do anything stupid!"
"As you wiiiiish!"

Okay, maybe I should challenge you more:

"However far this slave may go, he won't forget. That's a characteristic that the Irish have in common with the elephants."
"Leave it to my little idiots to start a riot."
"'Impossible' is a word that people use so they don't feel bad when they quit."