How much of a dork am I?

Man. It's one thing for me to confuse Noel Coward and Noam Chomsky. Or Lady Gaga and Dame Edna, way back when I'd heard more about the latter. It's another thing for an old-movie buff (note the hyphen) to confuse Burt Lancaster and Burt Reynolds.

At least my brain fart left Burl Ives out of it.