Juice

I know some folks have little use
For drinking any kind of juice.
They note that fruit has more nutrition.
Sure, but please hear my position:
Fruit is food and juice is drink.
You don’t quench thirst with food, I’d think.
What else to drink? There’s coffee, tea,
Some drinks for sports and energy,
Then soda (pop), then alcohol;
But juice provides more health than all
Of those, from what I understand.
That just leaves milk and water, man.
Some folks can’t take the former one,
And water soon stops being fun.
It’s no surprise I like to stock
My fridge with juice, so don’t you mock.