Timing Is Everything

A man was in the shower when there suddenly appeared
A woman with a futuristic fashion sense. How weird!
The man freaked out; the woman put her hand before her eyes.
“I’m sorry,” said the woman; “I just didn’t realize
The time was bad, but I’m afraid we have no time to lose.
I come from 2090, and I’m bringing dreadful news.”
She started her synopsis while he fumbled for a towel.
It seemed his future grandkids got involved in something foul.
She hoped that he would come along and tell them what to do.
“They’re bound to listen better if the warning comes from you.”
The man was grinning wildly as he said he was on board,
For now he knew he couldn’t die until he’d someday scored.