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The Style Invitational asked for short poems featuring new Merriam-Webster entries. To avoid overthinking, I opted for the limerick format.

I’m becoming a digital nomad.
Although working from home is not so bad,
It begins to feel wrong
When I do it too long.
I must travel, or else I will go mad.

Hippotherapy offers to treat
Lots of problems. You just take a seat
On the back of a horse,
And it walks ‘round a course
So the movement will help. Ain’t that neat?

There once was an arrant otaku
Who acted at cons like a yahoo.
He got in a fight,
Swung with all of his might,
And knocked himself out with nunchaku.