In olden days, the strongest swears available pertained
To taking Yahweh’s name in vain, but then religion waned.
As people got more privacy, they felt a lot more shame
For designated private parts and functions of the same,
Which thus became the basis of a second kind of curse.
Today, the most offensive words are demographic slurs.
Perhaps there’ll be a fourth wave, but it’s hard to think of how
The people of the future will take more offense than now.
To taking Yahweh’s name in vain, but then religion waned.
As people got more privacy, they felt a lot more shame
For designated private parts and functions of the same,
Which thus became the basis of a second kind of curse.
Today, the most offensive words are demographic slurs.
Perhaps there’ll be a fourth wave, but it’s hard to think of how
The people of the future will take more offense than now.