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[deckardcanine]

In fiction, especially comedy, if something goes missing and somebody belches, we are to assume that the belcher just ate or drank it. Imagine if we applied the same logic to reality:

"Honey, did you see where I left my purse?"
"(Urp) Nope."
"WHAT?!"
"...What?"

Comments

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

haa haa haa...! awsum!

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Buzzy.

Now I wonder how you're going to take inspiration from this.

[akktri.livejournal.com]

It's also part of a song about scurvy and pirates:
"There are bunny rabbits on a pirate ship
(Everybody falls silent)
(Lamely) "Bunny rabbits..."
"Bunnies! There ain't no bunnies on a pirate ship!"
"But we had some last week!"
"Urp."
Something like that.

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

Someone hasn't played Zack & Wiki. No shortage of pirate bunnies there.