Something to Stimulate the Braiiins

[deckardcanine]

What’s the deal with zombies? Why do people fear ‘em?
They move so fricking slowly, I’d never get too near ‘em.
The vampire thing I understand; they’re powerful and smart
And rather hard to stop without a stake to the heart.
On second thought, they also have a weakness to the sun
And garlic, crosses, holy water…man, they’ve got a ton.
Besides, they can act civilized and sometimes pass for normal.
I’ve never seen a zombie acting anything like formal.
And what if you get bitten and face assimilation?
The zombies moan; the vampires seem to border on elation.
Okay, I see the scariness of all the walking dead.
And now I think I’d better buy some silver and some lead.