Sunday, 29 May 2022 11:16 pm
Skippy's List
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deckardcanineOut on the Balkan Peninsula,
One Specialist Schwarz was assigned
To create propaganda-type posters,
Which bored him right out of his mind.
When the Yugoslav Wars had concluded,
He published online a whole list
Of more than 200 examples
Of actions he’d have to desist.
In fairness, he hadn’t done all of them.
A bunch he’d just heard of or seen.
Superiors sometimes forewarned him
In case he was feeling so mean.
I doubt any man in the Army
Could do all without getting dismissed.
While the page where he posted has folded,
Several fans have preserved Skippy’s List.
One Specialist Schwarz was assigned
To create propaganda-type posters,
Which bored him right out of his mind.
When the Yugoslav Wars had concluded,
He published online a whole list
Of more than 200 examples
Of actions he’d have to desist.
In fairness, he hadn’t done all of them.
A bunch he’d just heard of or seen.
Superiors sometimes forewarned him
In case he was feeling so mean.
I doubt any man in the Army
Could do all without getting dismissed.
While the page where he posted has folded,
Several fans have preserved Skippy’s List.