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[deckardcanine]

Out of courtesy, I'll post this verbatim:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Out of courtesy to others, I won't hold you to the last part.

Comments

[sleepyjohn00.livejournal.com]

The surf, the sand, the sun, girls in bikinis - why didn't we ever get assignments in places like that? I mean, Rambo and Schwarznegger get to blow up tropical islands, how come we never got to go anyplace that served appetizers? There must be some kind of government regulation about black ops in places that don't sell postcards. it was still good working with you, and I got the tattoo to prove it!

[stevenroy.livejournal.com]

Remember that girl I set you up with a couple of years ago? I swear, I didn't know she was a robot assassin programmed to kill you and use your brain to reprogram its mothership so that it could go back in time and construct a robot assassin in the shape of a human female, programmed to get set up with you and take your brain and all that. Thank goodness we figured it out in time and thwarted her plans and caused her to be erased from existence. She was cute, though, wasn't she? I wonder whatever happened to her...

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

What do you mean you wonder what happened to her? You said it yourself: We caused her to be erased from existence! Wait a minute.... Are you sure your brain's still untouched?

[stevenroy.livejournal.com]

Of course! Even though I knew the whole incident would end up having never actually happened, I still took the precaution of hiding it somewhere safe during the ordeal, just in case.

I hear it's currently being studied by top men... Top... men!

[thatcatgirl.livejournal.com]

Remember when we went to that party and you were wearing that amazing costume? And then afterward, we left with those interesting people and we thought we were going to spend the next few hours sitting around at a Denny's talking, but, they turned out to be these cultists who wanted you to perform rituals for them. And, when you politely refused, they kidnapped us?! So, in the middle of the night we found ourselves out in a field in the middle of nowhere with this huge group of folks in hoods. But then those clouds that made us thought it was gonna rain that day blew in front of the moon and we made a break for it. I don't know how many fields we ran through before we came to that little farmhouse. I didn't think that couple were gonna take us in, especially when you mentioned that you'd lost the solvent for the glue and wouldn't be able to take your mask off without tearing it up, but finally they did. Although they didn't say it, I think they considered us weirder than our story. Their kids thought you were the coolest thing, though.

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. For a moment, I thought you said "amazon costume," but now I remember I was a beatnik banshee.

[thatcatgirl.livejournal.com]

That's the one! It was the coolest.

[thatcatgirl.livejournal.com]

Besides, I don't think the kids would have liked you as an amazon nearly as much.

True story

[akktri.livejournal.com]

I remember just last week, we went to a casino buffet, and things got a little strange. You had your whole bowling team there, and it consisted of nothing but old ladies who were very friendly, but also very annoying and some of them were smokers. I went and got a plate full of pizza and lasagna and crawdads, and then the waiter projectile vomited all over the table. I was pissed that we had to clean it up and it smelled so bad that I completely forgot about the five million dollar raffle going on in the other room, so I missed it, after buying a ticket and everything. And what was with dropping those stink bombs next to the roulette table? I know you're against gambling, but having security drag you out by your earlobes? You are one crazy dude!

Re: True story

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

You mean that all wasn't a dream?!

Re: True story

[akktri.livejournal.com]

Wow! You remembered!