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I've now seen an ad for the game Cake Ninja. It looks just like the popular Fruit Ninja (in which you slash as many tossed fruits as possible) with merely cosmetic differences. The ad reports, "Ninja hates all cakes because... they have made his ninja wife put on weigh [sic]."

It is impossible to apply the Portal meme and not sound like a tool. Instead, I'll try another meme: "When no one was looking, Ninja slashed forty cakes. He slashed 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."