deckardcanine | Gacked from zombiechick

Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy, then repost your responses.

I am...

1. “...nominated for three awards and is scheduled to perform.”
2. “...the only candidate who can beat Cruz Bustamante and his trial lawyer backers.”
3. “...a great ambassador for MSU, the NBA and the game of basketball.”
4. “...one of North America's busiest and most experienced Business Coaches.”
5. “...now a fugitive from a conviction that never occurred.”
6. “...a nearly-bankrupt ne’er-do-well whose charm won’t protect him much longer from mounting debt and a seemingly terminal lack of gainful employment.”
7. “...the one wearing the viking helmet, playing the electric tennis racket, and wearing a toga made from the skin of a sabre-toothed tiger.”
8. “...a third generation New Mexican, whose grandfather fled Yugoslavia to mine coal in Northern New Mexico.”
9. “...the American version of Jacques-Yves Costeau.”
10. “...the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE better yet, EVER.”

Numbers 4 and 6 don't exactly mesh well.