Still Fresh After Ten Years

[deckardcanine]

A rat in Paris had a knack
For smelling poison in a snack.
This soon became his job, but he
Decided he would rather be
A chef just like the late Gusteau.
Of course, most humans couldn’t know,
But he could hide his rather teeny
Self on one man, called Linguini,
Who enjoyed the honor, so
The rat would be his Cyrano.
Although the setup’s kind of screwy,
Most folks do like Ratatouille.