It's autumn -- let's harvest corn

[deckardcanine]

Corny jokes, that is.

What do you call it when two or more people stand on the sidewalk and rant, rant, rant as fast as they can?

A soapbox derby.

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[nefaria.livejournal.com]

This one was from Muppets 3D in Disney World:

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

Ah, I saw that show, 14 years ago. I was old enough to know a very lame joke when I heard it.

[-fairest.livejournal.com]

Q: What's Smokey the Bear's middle name?
A: 'The'