Skippy's List

[deckardcanine]

Out on the Balkan Peninsula,
One Specialist Schwarz was assigned
To create propaganda-type posters,
Which bored him right out of his mind.

When the Yugoslav Wars had concluded,
He published online a whole list
Of more than 200 examples
Of actions he’d have to desist.

In fairness, he hadn’t done all of them.
A bunch he’d just heard of or seen.
Superiors sometimes forewarned him
In case he was feeling so mean.

I doubt any man in the Army
Could do all without getting dismissed.
While the page where he posted has folded,
Several fans have preserved Skippy’s List.

Comments

[makovette]

I had to look that one up, good stuff! :D