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[deckardcanine]

I've noticed a pattern in my dreams: whenever someone courts me, that person is really not my cuppa tea, try as I might to be open-minded. First I was wooed simultaneously by a pair of randy, giggly women who looked older than my mom. Then there was a plain, overweight male. And a few nights ago was the worst yet: an emotionally deadened (tho still beckoning) woman whose torso was the width of my arm. Olive Oyl would be more promising.

These are my friggin' dreams. I have the worst of luck.

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[ruediix.livejournal.com]

Weird, have you been watching too much soft-core porn? Just kidding . . .

Actually, I've had such dreams before too. I've generally thought such weird sexual dreams are normal. You can see why many people are so ashamed of their sexual dreams, and then there are a few that you want to spare the audience of hearing. I'm sure everyone has had one or two of those.

Not sexy.

[-fairest.livejournal.com]

I used to have frustrating dreams about shopping! Either I' find some fabulous sweater and have no money to spend or else I'd have a ton of cash on me but there'd be nothing cute worth buying.

I've also had recurring dreams of walking in a Moroccan marketplace...hmm.

Oh, just as a frame of ref: I no longer shop in malls...mostly online.

Re: Not sexy.

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

This year, for the first time, I did all my gift shopping online. I had gone into Best Buy before, but between them having only a few items I sought and too long a line, I changed my mind.