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[deckardcanine]

I've noticed a pattern in my dreams: whenever someone courts me, that person is really not my cuppa tea, try as I might to be open-minded. First I was wooed simultaneously by a pair of randy, giggly women who looked older than my mom. Then there was a plain, overweight male. And a few nights ago was the worst yet: an emotionally deadened (tho still beckoning) woman whose torso was the width of my arm. Olive Oyl would be more promising.

These are my friggin' dreams. I have the worst of luck.

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[ruediix.livejournal.com]

Weird, have you been watching too much soft-core porn? Just kidding . . .

Actually, I've had such dreams before too. I've generally thought such weird sexual dreams are normal. You can see why many people are so ashamed of their sexual dreams, and then there are a few that you want to spare the audience of hearing. I'm sure everyone has had one or two of those.