Sunday, 25 September 2022 10:55 pm
From the Evil Overlord List
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deckardcanineA villain ought to kill his foes as quickly as he can,
Without a last request; he shouldn’t be a sporting man.
He should be nice to minions but watch out for any traitor—
Perhaps a double agent or a wannabe dictator.
His minions should be decent shots and learn to fight en masse.
He’d best not skip important details just ‘cause he’s the boss.
His lair should not accommodate invaders as they hide.
For instance, ventilation ducts should not be two feet wide.
His bounty hunters must be in it only for the money.
He ought to take great caution if he’s looking for a honey.
His outfits should be sensible for him and all his horde.
These tips and more are on the list for evil overlords.
Without a last request; he shouldn’t be a sporting man.
He should be nice to minions but watch out for any traitor—
Perhaps a double agent or a wannabe dictator.
His minions should be decent shots and learn to fight en masse.
He’d best not skip important details just ‘cause he’s the boss.
His lair should not accommodate invaders as they hide.
For instance, ventilation ducts should not be two feet wide.
His bounty hunters must be in it only for the money.
He ought to take great caution if he’s looking for a honey.
His outfits should be sensible for him and all his horde.
These tips and more are on the list for evil overlords.