Wearing White

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You’ve likely learned a fashion rule that says to not wear white
When Labor Day has passed, but what could make it impolite?
One theory: In the old days, white was quite the mark of class.
It showed the wearer didn’t do the work that would amass
A lot of filth on clothing; people didn’t like a show-off.
It also might suggest the wearer had a plan to go off
To someplace warm, a luxury most folk could not afford.
In later years, the upper crust was largely in accord,
And thus the rule would serve to help point out the nouveau riche
Who didn’t know that wearing white would constitute a breach
Of etiquette. Of course, the reason could be just pragmatic
For anyone residing where the weather isn’t static,
As white reflects the sunlight and is good for beating heat.
The fashionistas may have made the practice seem elite.
In case you wonder when to bring back white, Memorial Day
Is deemed the start of fashion’s summer (yes, it’s far away).
That said, the 2020s see the white taboo declining.
I’m glad; I like to wear it other times and not hear whining.