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Saturday, 21 April 2007 02:48 pm
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Those of you who have read my journal for more than a year may recall me confessing to the authorship of a naughty Harry Potter fanfic. To this day, only Ashkitty and I have had a look at it. But I still look at it from time to time and find it fun. Now, with the release of the final book still three months away, I'm daring to post it. Only a little has been edited since Ashkitty's reading.
Let me be thorough in my warning. The material is either PG-13 or a strong PG for suggestive themes, but it is not intended to arouse people like so much het -- it's strictly for humor. It does not involve any students, only adults. And with these adults being so secondary, it could have happened in canon for all I know. (I made sure not to violate any known premises of the Potterverse.)
If you can accept a jokingly racy HP fanwork, then my next warning is that the characters involved are not exactly attractive, whether written by J.K. Rowling or me. In fact, one is among the most loathsome characters of all -- and no, I don't mean Snape. The other premiered in the sixth book, but if you have even a vague memory of the fifth (Order of the Phoenix), then you'll understand all you need. I dunno; maybe you don't even need to know that much to enjoy it.
If you find my story more repulsive than amusing, I apologize. I don't know what prompted me to write it. Perhaps the most shocking thing about it is that I wrote it.
( Cut for length and taste )
Let me be thorough in my warning. The material is either PG-13 or a strong PG for suggestive themes, but it is not intended to arouse people like so much het -- it's strictly for humor. It does not involve any students, only adults. And with these adults being so secondary, it could have happened in canon for all I know. (I made sure not to violate any known premises of the Potterverse.)
If you can accept a jokingly racy HP fanwork, then my next warning is that the characters involved are not exactly attractive, whether written by J.K. Rowling or me. In fact, one is among the most loathsome characters of all -- and no, I don't mean Snape. The other premiered in the sixth book, but if you have even a vague memory of the fifth (Order of the Phoenix), then you'll understand all you need. I dunno; maybe you don't even need to know that much to enjoy it.
If you find my story more repulsive than amusing, I apologize. I don't know what prompted me to write it. Perhaps the most shocking thing about it is that I wrote it.
( Cut for length and taste )