It's time once again

You all probably don't remember when I admitted to confusing Noel Coward with Noam Chomsky. Or Lady Gaga with Dame Edna, a mistake I will surely never make again. Each time, I believe I started my post with "How much of a dork am I?" Now to ask again.

This time it's Dean Koontz and Neal Boortz. At least they're the same age.