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deckardcanineYou think that werewolves have it bad?
At least they’re cool; they should be glad.
They could’ve changed to northern pikes
Or sundry bugs that no one likes
Or cassowaries (they can’t fly)
Or even hippopotami.
I know whereof I speak, you see,
As I’m the first werepeccary.
At least they’re cool; they should be glad.
They could’ve changed to northern pikes
Or sundry bugs that no one likes
Or cassowaries (they can’t fly)
Or even hippopotami.
I know whereof I speak, you see,
As I’m the first werepeccary.