Oldlaturducken

[deckardcanine]

There was an old lady who swallowed a turkey.
Don't ask me how, for the details are murky.
She swallowed the turkey to catch the duck.
Boy, it must suck to swallow a duck.
She swallowed the duck to catch the chicken,
Which still was alive and had feathers still stickin'.
She swallowed the chicken to eat the feed,
But she didn't need to swallow the feed;
'Twas all in greed.